Monday, October 01, 2007

Ang Pinoy

Posted by WELLA at Monday, October 01, 2007
Nothing to talk about so eto post na lang ako ng khet ano... hehehe... related pa rin naman sa subject ko eh...

I don't know if you have watched DavidLetterman's Show when he used Filipino-American for his top ten reasons, but this certainly show we arean emerging group in this diversedsociety to be featured in Dave's famousTV show..

Top 10 Reasons Why There Couldn't Be a Filipino-American US President,By David Letterman:

10. The White House is not big enoughfor in-laws and extended relatives.
9. There are not enough parking spacesat the White House for 2 Honda Civics, 2 Toyota Land Cruisers, 3 Toyota Corollas,a Mercedes Benz, a BMW , and an MPV (MyPinoy Van).
8. Dignitaries generally are intimidated by eating with their fingers at State dinners.
7. There are too many dining rooms inthe White House - where will they put the picture of the Last Supper?
6. The White House walls are not big enough to hold a pair of giant wooden spoon and fork
5. Secret Service staff won't respond to"psst... psst" or hoy....hoy...hoy...'
4. Secret Service staff will not be comfortable driving the presidential car with a Holy Rosary hanging on the rearview mirror, or the statue of the Santo Nino on the dashboard.
3. No budget allocation to purchase a Karaoke music-machine for every room in the White House.
2. State dinners do not allow "Take Home".

AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY THERECOULDN'T BE AFILIPINO-AMERICAN U.S.PRESIDENT IS...
1. Air Force One doesnot allow overweight Balikbayan boxes!

Eto di ko maintindihan pero nakakatawa naman.



2 comments on "Ang Pinoy"

Unknown on Tuesday, October 2, 2007 at 9:03:00 AM CDT said...

haha kaloka ung videos! wonder if that michael fajadin was fired haha. hey i tagged you btw :)

Anonymous said...

haha, gosh, ba't ngayon ko lang nakita ito... haha, I needed that laugh sis, thanks!

Monday, October 01, 2007

Ang Pinoy

Nothing to talk about so eto post na lang ako ng khet ano... hehehe... related pa rin naman sa subject ko eh...

I don't know if you have watched DavidLetterman's Show when he used Filipino-American for his top ten reasons, but this certainly show we arean emerging group in this diversedsociety to be featured in Dave's famousTV show..

Top 10 Reasons Why There Couldn't Be a Filipino-American US President,By David Letterman:

10. The White House is not big enoughfor in-laws and extended relatives.
9. There are not enough parking spacesat the White House for 2 Honda Civics, 2 Toyota Land Cruisers, 3 Toyota Corollas,a Mercedes Benz, a BMW , and an MPV (MyPinoy Van).
8. Dignitaries generally are intimidated by eating with their fingers at State dinners.
7. There are too many dining rooms inthe White House - where will they put the picture of the Last Supper?
6. The White House walls are not big enough to hold a pair of giant wooden spoon and fork
5. Secret Service staff won't respond to"psst... psst" or hoy....hoy...hoy...'
4. Secret Service staff will not be comfortable driving the presidential car with a Holy Rosary hanging on the rearview mirror, or the statue of the Santo Nino on the dashboard.
3. No budget allocation to purchase a Karaoke music-machine for every room in the White House.
2. State dinners do not allow "Take Home".

AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY THERECOULDN'T BE AFILIPINO-AMERICAN U.S.PRESIDENT IS...
1. Air Force One doesnot allow overweight Balikbayan boxes!

Eto di ko maintindihan pero nakakatawa naman.



2 comments:

Unknown said...

haha kaloka ung videos! wonder if that michael fajadin was fired haha. hey i tagged you btw :)

Anonymous said...

haha, gosh, ba't ngayon ko lang nakita ito... haha, I needed that laugh sis, thanks!

 

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