Si Mister bumawi...

Its another year older for me today. I bought myself a gift...

DKNY watch.. matagal ko na talaga gusto 'tong watch na 'to..atleast I had a reason to buy this.

At ang mahal kong esposo eto ang gift sken...

$10 off gift card sa shoe store.... wahahaha... ooopppss di pala un, there's a paper behind that gift card...

Resibo???? ng ano? Ayun oh!!! Top left corner... aaawwww!!! Resibo pa lang kase di pa dinideliver... na huli! hehehe!

Pero eto yan... nice!!! Galante ng asawa ko magbigay ng gift... in a year nabigyan ako ng ipod touch, then eto... Chuchal! Yun nga lang for 2 years na 'tong gift na 'to.. so wat!!! worth it naman! So delete delete na ung emote ko sa gift ko sa kanya, tutal un naman ang naka-display... hehehe... I love you LOVE!!!!

Merry Christmas to everyone!

An Insult to Filipinos

Maybe some of you already read this email.. post ko pa rin... long but worth it.

Mga kababayan,

It only proved one thing here, that Filipinos are really one of a kind.

Hate Letter Against Filipinos

This is a hate letter coming from a radio talk show host Mr. Art Bell from Nevada . I don't consider myself as patriotic but please read my
reply below in BOLD LETTERS and send this to as many of your
friends as possible until it reaches him.

Subject:HATE LETTER

This is a very disturbing open E-mail letter to all Filipinos around
the world; specially here in North America !, from a man who has the power
to reach million of people. (he's a radio talk host)

Please read on........... ....

This is an open letter email by Art Bell, a radio talk show host in Nevada (more info in the email itself). Here is yet another person who has
taken advantage of his power and privilege to use hateful words and racial stereotypes that breed further ignorance and intolerance in our
society.

Art Bell is a talk radio host who has two shows that he broadcasts from his home in Nevada that is rebroadcast by 400 stations across the
country.

He's written 2 books. He lived in Okinawa , Japan for some years and had a radio program on the English station here. And, though it's hard to
believe after reading the following letter from him, he actually has been to the Philippines (he's traveled fairly extensively around the
world).

Check out his website listed at the end to get a who's spreading this hateful ignorance. And letter is
so degrading, I think it's really important that everybody read this and not attack him, but respond to him in a civilized manner because
otherwise his thoughts will be reaffirmed. Understand that not
everyone has a viewpoint like we do, and that this is an opinion of someone who hopefully can be changed only by civil actions. - May Munoz

............ ......... ......... ......... ........
Filipinos... ..*make me puke*

(Art Bell)

As we've all come to notice, in the past few decades, Filipinos have begun to infest the United States like some sort of disease. Their extensive
involvement in the U.S. Armed Forces is proof of the trashy kind of qualities all Filipinos tend to exhibit on a regular basis. You can see this
clearly by studying the attitudes and cultural Icons of most Filipino Americans.

Origins of Pinoys/Pinays:

Are they really Asian? Well we've come to accept the fact the Filipinos come from a part of the world known as South
East Asia . But the term " Asia " is used in the wrong way. You may notice that contemporary Filipino Americans try very hard
to associate themselves with groups that we know as Asian. I cannot count the number of times I have seen a ' Third World '
Filipino try to connect themselves to the Chinese or Japanese people.. There is no connection and here's why. The Philippines is a Third World
country. Nothing respectable has EVER been created by Filipino people during our entire human history. Young Filipino men in America have become
obsessed with "import racing". They have an enormously perverted affection for Japanese cars. It's a
common phenomenon. In their minds, these Filipinos somehow believe that they are Asian and that it somehow connects them to
Japanese people and Japanese cars. They often take credit for the ingenuity of Japanese people and say how it's an "Asian thing". This
term..."Asian thing" derived directly from African American slang "blackthang" . "It's a black thang." "It's an asian thang." You can see the
connection. It's even funnier that, in Japan , Filipinos are heavily discriminated against. The only filipinos that can live successfully in
Japan are the filipino prostitutes. But that's the case for most Filipino people no matter where they live in the world. Now we've come down to
this fact...and it is a fact.

Nothing in Filipino Culture can be seen as Asian. They have no architectural, artistic, or cultural influence which is in ANY way, asian.
Thinking of the great countries in Asia such as Japan , Korea , and China there is no way you can possibly connect the Philippine
Islands . This assault by filipino americans to connect themselves with the great peoples of North East Asia is foul and disgusting. Try visiting
a young filipino's web site too. You'll see something called the "Asian IRC Ring". It has to do with the chatrooms. The most horrible thing
about this is that these TRASHY people are trying to associate themselves with Asia again!! People in Asia don't act like, this at all. What we
are seeing here is the natural Filipino in it's element with full access to technology and this is how they act! You will consistently see this
behavior over and over again.

Another interesting thing is that these "thirdworld" people also frequent RC chatrooms such as #chinese #japan and #asian.
They must believe that they are some how related racially or culturally to North Asians. But it's completely WRONG! There might have been some
distant contact With China and even less with Japan during World War II, butthese people are actually more closely related to african americans
and Mexican americans.

Do the parents of these young filipinos know what's going on? Would they accept this? I believe that they would and do. This is the natural
"Trash" element in filipinos manifesting itself. Nothing good has ever come from Philippines and I don't believe anything good ever will.

Recognizing your Roots (A Message to Filipinos)

To all filipino people:
Please recognize your ROOTS! You come from the Third World ! You country is a disgusting and filthy place. Most people there live in poverty!
Your culture has MUCH MORE SPANISH influence than chinese, and absolutely no JAPANESE influence whatsoever. People in Japan
and China , do not act like you. They do not constantly talk about sex and they have a MUCH HIGHER level of RESPECT for each other. There is NO
WAY that you can connect yourself to Asia other than location. Your culture and technological advancement does not even come CLOSE to What
Chinese, people have done in the past and what Japanese and Korean people are doing now! Everything you do is distinctly filipino. You cannot
take credit for Japanese cars, video games, or Hentai! It's not an "asian thing" it's, an "American thing". You have no concept of culture....no
concept of asian ideas or asian philosophy! Can you demonstrate how you use Confucianism or Taoism in you everyday life?? You can't. And you will
NEVER be able to. I understand that you are trying to create an identity for yourselves as young people... but it is NOT related to Asia .

Your Identity is Filipino. That's all you are. Just Filipino. Think about what that means....

Sincerely,
Art
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I find this funny, he is right in some ways where we, as Filipinos dont actually have an "Identity". I think this is due to the confusion of our
mixed races from Hispanic, Chinese, American and Malay origins. I see it in malls, imagine young generations wearing ski caps and ski goggles in
a tropical country, baggy low rise pants like that of African Americans living in the Bronx of New York, not to mention endless whitening
products being sold at department stores and drug stores. But his ignorance also blinds him from the other truth. That while we may glorify Anime
shows and Japanese Internet gaming, he is not aware that a nameless Filipino may be responsible for some technical aspects of some Japanese
software. He is not aware of our contribution to the the society in general .Technological advancements that may have aided post war navigations
and landing on the moon. That the antibiotic Erythromycin was discovered by Dr. Abelardo Aguilar from Iloilo creating the brand "Ilosone". Thomas
Edison may have discovered the electric light bulb and the fluorescent lighting was thought up by Nikola Tesla. But the fluorescent lamp we use
today was invented by Agapito Flores (a Cebuano named Benigno Flores of Bantayan Island , according to the Philippine Daily inquirer), a Filipino
scientist. Americans helped then-Philippine leader Ramon Magsaysay to develop it for worldwide commerce.
That the personal physician of former U.S. Pres. Bill Clinton is Eleanor "Connie" Concepcion Mariano, a Filipina doctor who was the youngest
captain in the US Navy. A Filipino writer Jose Rizal could read and write at age 2, and grew up to speak more than 20 languages, including
Latin,Greek, German, French and Chinese. Or that a Filipino genius was responsible for the near hiatus in the PENTAGON and White HOuse nearly
infiltrating their closely guarded secrets with the "ILOVEYOU" bug. Nuisance maybe, but still one heck of a 'beautiful mind'...not to be
underestimated. The list goes on and on, but who cares right? Certainly not Mr. Art Bell...Boy, I'm not surprised. Perhaps Art Bell does not know
that although we consider ourselves ASIAN because we are strategically located in the Southeast asian region of which our nearest neighbors are
Malays, ASIA does not mean only Chinese and Japanese race of people. Then maybe it is his connotation that "Asia" meant only our economically
successful, paler brothers and he considers Malays such as Thais, Malaysians, Indonesians, and ourselves as a " Third World " race. Then it is
"his" ignonimity that would make a civilized person of whatever race puke. Imagine literally connecting Chinese, Koreans and Japanese to the
Philippine Islands which is archipelagos away from the countries he has mentioned. I also wonder where he got the impression that we aspire to be
Japanese(??? ) Hispanics maybe but not the Japanese. But even Hispanics today do not mind sharing their "surnames" to their Asian brothers who
they have colonized for 3 centuries.

Another sad reality that although most Filipinos working overseas are domestic helpers and prostitutes, who does he think educates the toddlers
of Hong Kong, Singapore, Taiwan and Tokyo? Parents of these countries rarely have time spent with their children, leaving them to their Filipino
nannies. And with regards to prostitution. Filipinos are not the only ones working as one. I HARDLY SEE FILIPINOS STARRING IN PORN MOVIES.. THERE
MIGHT BE A FEW FILIPINOS WE HAVEN'T SEEN , BUT MOST ARE FROM MR. ART BELL'S RACE.

He also mentioned that we have no concept of culture..no concept of asian ideas or asian philosophy. How can we demonstrate Confucianism or
Taoism in a Christian nation? IS HE INFORMED THAT THE PHILIPPINES IS THE ONLY PREDOMINANTLY CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC NATION IN ASIA ?! YOU HAVE TO USE
COMMON SENSE IN A LOT OF THINGS SOMETIMES...

We do not need to create an identity for ourselves. We are who we are.. Our identity stems from the anonymity we live in this world. How we
contribute silently towards the progress of the world and not just one country. Although the Filipino blood may be tainted with malice,
corruption, poverty and prostitution, it is not a perfect race... But so are the others. Maybe Mr. Art Bell needs to think about this. WE MAY NOT
BE PERFECT MR. BELL BUT AT LEAST WE STILL HAVE VALUES. FOR ONE THING WE DONT PUT OUR AGING PARENTS IN NURSING HOMES BECAUSE "THEY'RE SIMPLY OLD
AND WORTHLESS". WE DONT HAVE AS MUCH NUMBERS OF SINGLE MOTHERS WHO GET PREGNANT IN THEIR VERY EARLY TEENS AND EVENTUALLY BECOME PARASITES OF THE
GOVERNMENT FOR YEARS AND YEARS. YES...WE CAME TO YOUR COUNTRY TO WORK, TO EARN DECENT MONEY (HALF OF WHICH
BY THE WAY GOES TO TAXES BECAUSE THERE'S SO MANY SOCIAL PARASITES FROM YOUR RACE).AND BY THE WAY, MOST EDUCATED PEOPLE THAT I WORK WITH DONT COME
FROM YOUR RACE... THEY'RE ACTUALLY IMMIGRANTS TOO. AND THOSE EDUCATED ONES DO NOT ACT LIKE YOU DO, PERHAPS BECAUSE THEY'VE REALLY BEEN WELL
EDUCATED..AFTER ALL THAT'S SAID.... WHO IS THE IGNORANT ONCE AGAIN?!

COMMENT KO: Proud to be Pinoy pa rin ako!!!!

My christmas gift...palpak!!!

My christmas gift to my husband is a big time palpak!!!! Ganito yan, when we went for a shopping last month, Im planning to buy him a sweat shirt, may nakita na ko sa RL pero mas type ko ung nakita ko sa Banana Republic... pero I wasn't able to buy it kase nga kasama ko sya, di ko matago sa kanya... nagkatampuhan pa nga kme dahil don... sabi nya, ayaw daw nya ng damit...i know naman daw kung ano gusto nya... kase sabi pa nya, parang ako daw, he knows what I like so bket daw nya ako bibigyan ng hindi ko gusto... may point nga naman sya don... so ok fine!

I found a perfect gift for him... Justice League collectibles... by the way he loves to collect action figures... kaya maloka loka ako kung ano bibigay ko kase di lang basta action figures eh... sympre dapat yung maganda sa paningin nya.. anyway, si Wonder Woman na lang ang kulang nya don sa collection nya... so ayun binili ko na... pero sabi ko sa knya wag syang bibili ng toys this month... sinabi ko na toy ung gift ko para maiwasan yung madoble... pero ang tigas ng ulo nya... last night bumili ng wonder woman... nakakaasar talaga! sobrang sama ng loob ko.. sinabi ko na rin un ung gift ko sa kanya..pero he's very apologetic naman, di naman daw nya alam... oo nga, di nya nga alam pero nagrequest na nga ako na wag muna syang bumili khet ngyon month na 'to... ok lang daw yun atleast dalawa... pero alam mo ung thought na he will be surprise kase un na lang ang kulang sa collection nya, tapos ako pa ang nagcomplete non... basta major palpak talaga!!!! til now nag-eemote ako kase Im not expecting it... ang kulit kase eh!!!! I told him kaya nga gusto ko damit na lang kase atleast yun di magdodoble... badtrip talaga ako.. tapos pag sinasabi ko sa knya na masama loob ko.. sabi sken parang yun lang.... gusto ko sumigaw sa labas kaya lang its freaking freezing here... baka maging ice ang aking tears... wwwaaa OA! basta asar ako!!!!

2nd job or not?

I work only part-time and my boss talked to me that she will lessen my hours on wednesdays effective next year. I worked 11 hours every wednesday and its not good for me especially when something wrong with the nightly updates. The last time it took me 13 hours and I need to work the next day, which I call in sick. I told her about it and she thought that she will lessen my hours from 11 to 8 hours. I dont know if I made the right move to tell her. But I thought it is good for me. Im kinda thinking right now if I should get another job. The only reason why I want to have a 2nd job because by next year we will get a house and most likely we will have more expenses. But its useless on having a less hours when I need to work for my 2nd job. Besides, I can spend more time with my baby (eventually). Now to compromise everything, maybe I should get a work from home. I wonder if this all online surveys, online data entry is legal. I've tried the payperblog but its not working for me because I dont blog a lot. Whateverrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!

Masaya lang...

Actually wala akong maisip na title eh. Pero masaya talaga ako kase we applied for a pre-approval for a mortgage loan and we are approved more than we expected. Now we can buy our dream house na. Our contract lease will end on April next year so by January eh house hunters na kme... hehehe. Sympre gumawa na rin ako ng wish list ko.. oha! And of course, I had my 2nd road test this morning and I passed .. Yahoong yahooo!!!! Bwisit di kaya ako nakatulog kagabi kakaisip noh. Well I can take as many as possible. Yun nga lang sa 3rd test and so on, may bayad na. Buti na lang mabait yung examiner ko, he made me feel relaxed. Chikahan ever na khet sya eh nadidistract kung saan ba kme patungo. So ang next, buy a new car!!!! At sympre yung beetle car na gusto ko eh may kamahalan. Waaaaa nakakaiyak ang gastos!!!

We are now trying....

to have a Baby Well, Im not aware that we're already working on it... hehehe. Kase ganito yan, the last time we went out with our friends, one of them asked us kung kelan kme gagawa, aba ang hirit ni Nikky "nagawa na kme"... shocked ang beauty ko promise...homaygas!!! kase everytime may magtatanong sa kanya ng ganon, he always answers.. "next year pa", "di muna, bahay muna".. but this time.. naiba ang line nya ha. So I asked him kung serious sya sa sinabi nya.. sabi nya sken, "its about time, kase 2 months na lang, goodbye 2008 na". Ay ang lola nya, subra subra ang ngiti . But unfortunately, we have to try it again next month kase, nagka-bwisita ako... . Sabi nga ni Nikky sken kahapon, pagkatapos na pagkatapos ko daw magkaroon... go go go na ulit... hahaha! . I found this website na I can monitor my monthly period as well as kelan ako mag-oovulate or fertile... nung sinabi ko sa kanya na Nov. 8 ang ovulation ko.. sabi nya, "Di ba pupunta tayo sa party", Sabi ko e di pagkatapos... hello naman para ba namang napaka- big deal eh.. hehehe... Wala lang...

About shoes

Here's my shoe collections

Im not trying to be Imeldific ok... I just love shoes. I think I influenced Nikky to be like me. He collects rubber shoes. I didn't take a picture of it kase sympre its all about me noh. But of course, I just don't buy it because I like it. Aside from the style, I also considered the durability, the comfortability and the price. Well, living in a 4 season state, sympre dapat meron akong shoes for all season. I guess I started collecting shoes when I started going to school. In a whole school year, I had 2 black shoes. Kase super ewan ko ba, lagi na lang nagssmile yung shoes ko... uuwi ako ng bahay namen nakakanganga na ung sapatos ko. Khet anong rugby ilagay... wa epek. Sabi nga ng mommy ko, may paang bakal daw ako. Binibilan ako non ng bandolino and gregg shoes, ako lang may ayaw kase di ko type ung style.. hehhee. But the truth is, para lagi akong may bagong shoes... Sympre sa rubber shoes naman, eh yung Mighty Kid. Low cut, high cut meron ako nyan.. hahaha. I just forgot the store name kung san namen binibili yun eh, alam ko meron non sa alabang and baclaran... starts with the letter "Z" yun eh. Anyway, nung teenage years ko na.. shift na ko sa sneakers, specifically Tretorn. 1st Tretorn ko non galing sa tita ko from the states. No fancy about the shoes, actually plain white nga lang eh. Pero knowing from the states, mahal yun... hehehe. Tapos nung highschool ako, sus half of the class naka-tretorn during PE class. Funny kase paitiman, padumihan kme ng tretorn. Promise walang laba-laba. Yung iba ata the whole school year na sa locker eh, walang uwi-uwi... hahahaha! Ay nag-Keds rin pala ako and esprit, pero iba pa rin ung tretorn. Ay naalala ko pa pala... before our graduation, lahat ng sapatos namen ginawang graffiti. Sermon ang inabot ko nito. Hmmm I just realized, andito na ko sa states ni isang tretorn wala pa kong nabibili... search ako mamaya

By the way, I saw this kind of footwears... Im not sure if I can wear one.

These are strapless slippers or should I say stick-on slippers. Just make sure you always have your pedicure.

And, this is the heeless shoes. I prefer flat shoes instead of this.

I don't think I can wear this, but its cool

Di ako bakla...

Babaeng bakla... oo! Anyway, just wanna share this article from John Lapuz. Before that, FYI, I have a sister (full blooded), 2 cousins (from both sides) na tibo, t-bird or tomboy. Meron silang live-in partner, well except for my sister kase nasa abroad ung jowa nya. Kwento saken ng mommy ko, yung ate kong yun maliit pa lang talagang hate na magsuot ng dress. When she was in highschool, tuwing uwian daw laging naka t-shirt and maong.. in short nagbabaon ng civilian clothes, kase nga ayaw nyang mag-skirt. 14 years ang age gap namen, kaya namulatan ko na talagang ganon sya. But I never asked bat sya ganon. Basta ganon na lang. Alala ko nga nung xmas, kailangan nilang magsuot ng dress. Ginawa nya sinuot lang nya yung dress for the sake of picture taking sabay hubad na. Nangangati daw sya. Cotton naman ung damit nya, wala naman ruffles at lace churva, cotton din naman ang t-shirt bat di sya na ngangati don? Pakielaman ko ba daw ang pananamit nya. Pero iba ang ate ko sa ibang tibo. Baket?

• Ayaw nya makipagbarkada sa mga lalaki. Hmmm oo nga, kase its either babae or kapwa tomboy nya ang nakilala namen mga friends nya.
• Samen magkakapatid sya ang pinakamalinis... sa lahat!!!! Sa paglalaba, halos mapunit na ata ung pantalon nya kaka-scrub nya, sa pagplantsa.. bawal ang gusot gusot na yan. Sa kanya ko nga nakita yung dahon ng saging, don pinapatong ung plantsa, para daw madulas, madaling plantsahin ang damit. Sya ang nagturo sken mamalantsa, pati ang tamang pagtitiklop ng damit and undies.
• Sya ang flawless samen at may boobsie na sobra naman nyang hate kase nga kailangan nyang doblehin ang damit nya para di obvious.

Akala nga ni Nikky nung nakilala nya tibo rin ako eh... boyish lang naman. Na-challenge sya sken di nya alam eh pusong babae pa rin naman ako kaya eto arteng arte naman sya sken ngayon.. well khet noon pa man nung mag-on na kme... hahaha. Sabi pa sken ni Nikky, galit daw sya sa mga homo (di ko alam kung bket.. cguro may masamang karanasan sya don... nyahaha)... nag-worry naman ako kase nga may ate akong tibo, pero pili lang naman daw. Ok naman sila, nagbibiruan. Ayan mahaba na itong side kwento ko... eto na ung "gay essay"

Si Carol Dauden, na isang magaling aktres, at si Aiza Seguera, na mahusay na mang-aawit, ay umamin na—sila ay mga tomboy. Mukha naman silang masaya sa kanilang pag-amin. Mas naging malaya sila. Natanggap naman sila ng mga pamilya nila at mga kaibigan. Pero bakit ang mga bakla sa showbiz, isang damukal ang ayaw umamin. Yung iba, tumanda na, at yung iba naman, namatay na pero hindi umamin. Namatay nang nagtatago. Namatay nang hindi malaya. Kawawang bakla.

Sabi ng mga kaibigan kong tomboy, minsan daw, nakaka-get sila ng babaeng makaka-s*x nang hindi nila binabayaran. Para ding mga straight guys na minsan talk show lang at isang bote ng beer, confirmed na! Yung mga baklang mukhang babae at maganda, siguro nakaka-get ng libre, pero prangkahan na, yung iba hindi. Kahit mayaman ang bakla or sikat at powerful, pay pa din. Yung iba, hindi cash. Minsan, career or trabaho. Minsan, damit or rubber shoes. Basta, may kapalit pa rin. May mga kaibigan akong nagmamaganda. Mahal daw sila ng kanilang mga straight boyfriends. I asked them, “Try niyo nga huwag bigyan ‘yan ng allowance or work, tignan ko lang kung boyfriend mo pa ‘yan.” Ayaw naman nila i-try. Kawawang bakla.

Ang dami kong kilalang tomboy na ang girlfriend babaeng totoo ‘tapos tumagal ang relasyon. Sa mga bakla, ang tumatagal lang yung bakla sa baklang relasyon. Kawawang bakla.

Lima na ang kakilala kong baklang pinatay. Yung dalawa, ka-close ko pa. Nagkaroon tuloy ng chismis na baka may gay serial killer. Pero tomboy, walang masyadong pinapatay. Naisip ko, itong mga gay killers, they know na kaya nilang patayin ang mga kawawang bakla na biktima nila. Honestly, minsan naisip ko, kung meron kayang bakla na serial killer naman ng mga lalaki? Bongga, di ba? Pero mga salbahe lang ang pinapatay niya. Kaya lang ‘pag nahuli, kawawang bakla.

Parang boring ang kumalat na picture ng Mocha girls na naghahalikan. Pero kung member ng all-male group ang may kumalat na picture na naglalaplapan, kahit biruan lang din tulad ng sa Mocha, I’m sure-manicure-pedicure-kulot, hanggang next year ay headline ‘yon. Pagchi-chismisan sa beauty parlor, palengke, school, opisina, prisinto, at sa batis habang naglalaba. Kasi recently ko lang nalaman, na ‘pag dalawang babae pala ang naghalikan, natuturn-on ang mga lalaki. Pero ‘pag dalawang lalaki ang naghalikan, hindi naman natuturn-on ang mga babae, worst, nandidiri sila. Biased, di ba? Kawawang bakla.

Pag ang mga lalaki nambabae, sasabihin “macho.” Pero pag namakla, “kadiri.” Kawawang bakla.

Pag ang bakla mukhang babae, maganda. Pero ang babae pag mukang bakla, pangit. Hahaha. Kawawang bakla.

Eto, talagang totoo. Pag ang baklang pa-girl malaki ang nota, alaskado siya sa mga kaibigan niyang bakla. Ang tomboy na pamin pag matambok ang pechay, kaiinggitan ng mga kaibigan niyang tomboy. Suwerteng tomboy, kawawang bakla.

Ang dami kong kaibigang Filipino-Chinese na tomboy at accepted ng family nila. Ang dami kong kaibigang Filipino-Chinese na tagong bakla. Yung iba umamin na lang noong patay na ang tatay nila. Kawawang bakla.

Pag may dumaan na bakla, sumisigaw ang mga batang kalye ng, “Bakla! Bakla!” Pero parang hindi pa ako nakarinig na sumigaw sila ng, “Tomboy! Tomboy!” Kawawang bakla.

Ang mga baklang nakadamit-babae, posibleng mabastos pag pumasok sa C.R. ng boys. Pag ang tomboy pumasok sa C.R. ng girls, okay lang na nakadamit-lalaki. Hindi kaya dahil lalaki lang ang nambabastos? Kawawang bakla.

Nabanggit ko na ito dati. Ang dami kong nakikitang tomboy na may ka-holding hands na babae. May nakita na ba kayong baklang hinolding hands ng boyfriend niya? In public, ha. Kawawang bakla.

Yung isang kaibigan kong tomboy, tuwang-tuwa daw ang tatay niyang sundalo nang malamang tomboy siya. Yung kaibigan kong bakla, binugbog ng tatay na sundalo nang malamang bakla. Kaloka. Kawawang bakla.

Pag ang anak na lalaki or babae masama ang ugali, ang tawag “black sheep.” Pag bakla ang anak na masama ang ugali, ang tawag “salot.” May kaibigan nga ako na mabait naman, salot pa din ang turing ng pamilya. Maryosep, kawawang bakla.

Kadalasan ang lalaki, kapag nakikipag-break sa girlfriend nila, kasi may ibang babae. Kapag ang lalaki, nakikipag-break sa bakla, kasi may ibang bakla or babae. Heto ang kakaiba, may kaibigan akong bakla, iniwan siya ng jowa niya kasi nag-born again. Ang say ni bakla, “Anong palagay niya sa akin, demonyo?” Kawawang bakla.

Ang batang lalaki ‘pag kumikendeng, sasabihin “bakla paglaki.” ‘Pag ang batang babae, macho kumilos, sasabihin ay “boyish” lang. Kawawang baklita.

Ang mga babae tuwang-tuwa ‘pag pumupunta sa gay bar. Ang mga bakla, kawawa sa pandidiri ‘pag pumunta sa girlie bar. Sure ako diyan. Sinama ako dati ng mga kaibigan kong lalaki, awang-awa ako sa sarili ko. Huhuhu.

Nakakatawa pero nakakasad yung joke na ito (buti na lang joke):

PARI: Ang mga bakla ay hindi makakapasok sa langit.

BAKLA: Ok lang ‘yon Father. Doon na lang kami sa Rainbow, magslide-slide.

Which made me think. Ang mga bakla lang ang makakaisip ng ganoon. Hindi na papasukin sa langit pero nakuha pang mag-taray at lumigaya sa pag-slide sa rainbow.

Dito sa Pilipinas, sa Quezon City na lang, tabi-tabi ang gay bar. Lesbian bar, may nakita ka na?

Alam niyo ba na may mga spa at massage parlor na para lang sa mga bakla? Bongga!

Walang baklang istambay. As in pang lalaki lang ang word na ‘yan. Yun nga lang, may baklang pusher at bugaw pero may trabaho pa din. Bihira ang baklang holdaper. Yung kumukuha na lang ng hindi kanila. May na-meet na akong baklang snatcher at akyat-bahay, at least, nag-effort muna sa pagtakbo at pag-akyat. Hahaha.

Ang word na “pink peso” ay dedicated daw sa pera na kinikita at ginagastos ng mga bakla.
Madami daw bakla sa call center na pinapayagang mag-boses babae kasi boses babae talaga. I doubt kung madaming tomboy ang boses lalaki. Aminin.

May kaibigan akong tomboy na nag-commit ng suicide after iwan ng girlfriend. Ang mga bakla ‘pag iniwan ng jowa, mababaliw lang—iiyak…mag-e-emote…magkukulong sa kwarto…magluluto…magpapa-parlor…’tapos may jowa na ulit. Taray! I should know.

Mas madaming bakla ang nanalo sa mga make-up at hair style competition. Oo naman.
Ang mga bakla, may taste. Pag sinabi naming pangit, pangit talaga ‘yon. Pero pag sinabi naming maganda, ay maganda talaga ‘yon. May kaibigan akong lalaki. May pina-date sa akin na barkada daw niyang guwapo. Sa barkada nila, ‘yon daw ang pinaka-guwapo. Nang makita ko, ang naisip ko lang, “Diyos ko po! Ano pa itsura ng pangit sa barkada nila?” May barkada naman akong babae. Pinakilala sa akin yung manliligaw niya. Super guwapo daw. Pucha, pagkakita ko, napa-C.R. ako.

Ang mga bakla, masaya kasama. Maingay, nakakatawa at hindi boring.

Come to think of it. Hindi rin pala kami masyadong kawawa. Mga bakla, tara na sa Rainbow at mag-slide-slide in this particular order:

RED- Mga baklang pa-girl, operada at mukhang babae. Go, mga sisters!

ORANGE- Mga batang bakla. Slide na, mga anak!

GREEN- Mga paminta, mukhang lalaki, members ng guys4men.com. Slide na, mga pare!

YELLOW- Mga baklang may asawa at anak. You deserved to be happy. Slide na!

VIOLET- Mga baklang bisexual, dito kayo kasi alanganing red, alanganing blue. Go!

INDIGO- Mga baklang Diva at Mama. Halina mga sisters. Mama Ricky, kapit lang po mabuti. Sunod na po ako in a while.

BLUE- Mga baklang tago at ayaw umamin, dito kayo. Kahit hindi kayo umaamin, may karapatan din kayong mag-slide sa rainbow natin. Ingat lang sa pagtili at baka mabuking. Diyan kayo sa dulo para hindi mahalata ng bayan na nakikipaglaro kayo sa amin. Don’t worry, we understand. Alam ko, kawawa din kayo. Sssshhhh….

I thought....

Im pregnant... but Im not, nagka-period ako.. Nag-iilusyon lang pala ako. Eh kase naman 10 days na kong delayed so sympre ano naman ang iisipin ko non. Eh never akong nadelayed ng ganon katagal. So nag-feeling naman daw ako na pregger ako. Pero hellow wala naman akong maramdaman na any symptoms, gustuhin ko man maramdaman khet parusa daw yun. In fairness, kakaiba ang feeling... alam mo yung excited na nerbyos na ewan. So para makasiguro, nag-test na ko. Exciting pala yung pregnancy test na yun... first time ko gumamit non eh.. hahaha! Twice na nga akong nag-test eh..Pero wala eh.. namumulang isang linya lang eh. Negative!

If I were to asked if I want to have a baby now... walang isip isip.. YES talaga ang sagot ko. Ayaw ko kase na nasa 30s na ko tsaka ako magba-baby, which is yun talaga ang sinabi ko kay Nikky. Pero sympre maganda rin naman ung pareho kmeng ready. Actually we're not really trying to have one, pero di rin naman kme nagcocontrol. Go with the flow lang kme. Sabi nga nila may tamang oras para sa lahat wait na lang namen yung oras na yun.

Tayo ay maglaro

Di ako mahilig sa sports... kaya nga sa mga slam book pag may question don na "What is your favorite sport?" Either none or many to mention ang sagot ko.... hahaha. Pero mahilig ako maglaro nung bata ako... larong kalye to be exact. So ano naman ang connection non sa sports noh.. wala lang gusto ko lang i-connect. Piko, patintero, chinese garter, 10 20, pati ung jumping rope na may kanta pang "i love you teleber teleber.. touch the ground throw your shoes, turn around and go away", taguan, siato, tumbang preso (gamit ko lagi ung tsinelas ng kuya ko para mabigat, para isang shot lang taob ung lata), luksong tinik/baka, langit lupa, touch ball, monkey monkey, isama mo na ang mga laro sa kamay like sweet violet, cross mary shake, chippy chippy gum is a bubble gum, bahay kubo, nanay tatay... meron pa yung "mama mama I am sick called the doctor very quick, doctor doctor shall I die, no my darling do not cry, just count to five and say alive, one two three four five... I'm alive!" Nyetaaaaa... memorize! At talagang pati mga palabas sa tv eh meron laro jan.. like ok ka fairy ko at shaider shaider love annie! nyahahaa! Actually di lang ako sure kung meron pang mga batang naglalaro ng ganito.. meron man sympre ibang version na...

Anyway bat ba ko nagpost ng ganito... eh pano narinig ko 'tong kanta ng parokya ni edgar

Di pa ko nakontento hinanap ko pa ang lyrics:

Goto Pares Tapsilog
Kung sino mataya ay may itlog
And a rikitikitari ang kalaban ay cobra
Y…E…S… Naalis ang bra

Sak sak pusa died last night
My doggie doggie died also
Langit Lupa impyerno
im…im…impairness

Kahit maliit yung aso ko
Malaki naman yung bird
May pet na bird yung aso ko
hindi yung iniisip mo

And a ricky tiki reyes in a blue black sheep
Bakit masikip ang kanyang brip
ispell “yes!” ispell “no”!
ispell what? I don’t know!

Ami suzi en perador
kamikazee grand matador
monkey, monkey nagyosi
how many monkey did yosi?

5! 1…2…3…4…5!

So pompiang pompiang pompiangan na!
Kung sinong maalis, maalis alis!

At di pa ko nagpaawat eto pa:

Hayyyy ibang-iba na talaga ang panahon

Eheads... The Reunion

Sympre di naman ako naka-attend nito noh. Anyway, aside from Rivermaya, Eraserheads is also one of my favorite band. Naku 2nd year highschool ako nito eh, when one of my classmate was super addict sa kanila. Halos sa araw-araw na ginawa ng dyos eh, puro na lang eheads ang maririnig mo sa kanya. At huwag isnabin ang mga songhits nya, halos lahat ng songhits na may picture nila eh binibili nya.. kung wala sa palengke (malapit kase 'to sa tipol) eh don mo sya matatagpuan kina Ka Tess (general merchandise ng andrews at tipol). At first, di ko sila trip... nababaduyan ako sa kanta nila..'til I heard "Pare Ko". Di naman ako lumevel sa pagiging addict nya pero talagang minemorize ko ang lyrics.. hahaha! At sympre pa nung aming St. Paul's Day, nagconcert ang eheads. So sympre maloka loka ang mga Paulinians... well ganon talaga kme pag may mga lalaking lumalanding sa aming bakuran! hahaha! So ayan na tapos na ang mga front acts. Lumabas ang Ely... hala lalong nagwala ang mga audience.. by the way pwede outsiders so di lang kme ang nagwala don. Eto na biglang si Sister umakyat ng stage. Pinagalitan kme.. sus kahiya sa mga outsiders. Kesyo hindi daw ganon ang mga Paulinians.. pati si Ely napagalitan. Eh tinotono nya ung guitar nya habang nagsasalita si sister, sabi ba naman sa kanya "will you stop that!". Poor Ely. Pero masaya naman after.. wala ng pakielamanan. Simula non wala ng banda na nagconcert pa smen.

After so many years, they're back for just one night. Thou I heard that the concert was shortened, everybody had a great time.

Express yourself

Sa Pinas pala hindi na uso yung mga branded names when it comes to t-shirts. Napanood ko nga sa internet, even Francis M. has his own clothing line. Actually dito lang sa multiply sites dami na nagbebenta eh. Anyway, I was chatting with my sister when she asked me kung anong size ko kase she will buy me this kind of t-shirt.

Isn't nice... Proud to be a Paulinian! Warm and Simple ata 'to ... hahahaa. Oooppsss ang skirt 2 inches below the knee cap... patay kay sister pag sobra or kulang sa 2 inches... guidance kagad... hahhaa... Actually madaming schools and hobbies yung mga designs nya. Check their site http://poshduds.multiply.com. Tapos eto pa... how about telling to the whole world your bad side by wearing this t-shirts http://negativitee.multiply.com/

I wonder kung ano yung top 1 for me.. kase feeling ko, ako lahat yun eh... hahahaha Sana lang ibili talaga ako ng kapatid ko noh..

Wake up!!!

Ay ano ba yan... isang buwan na naman nakatunganga ang blog ko. Mabuti na lang at libre ito or else sayang naman kung wala man lang ako mailagay. Eh pano wala naman kase exciting and interesting na nagaganap sa araw-araw na nangyayari sken noh. Well of course aside from sobrang gastos ko lately kase panay shopping namen magjowa kase nga its time to buy stuffs na ipapadala sa pinas. Papahuli pa ba ko, sympre meron don na para sken din. 3 footwear lang naman ang nabili ko ngyong buwan na ito. Pero ok na rin kase buy one get another pair for 1/2 the price.. so pwede na rin. Tapos eto next month, kukuha na ko ng drivers license dito. Actually Im already driving here, kase acknowledge naman nila ung dl ko sa pinas, thou ayaw pa rin ni Nikky na ako lang mag-isa.. scared pa rin sya for me. So hopefully eh makapasa ako, para I can buy my own car na... shetttt another gastos! Trip kong car ung VW beetle... para di mahirapan sa pag-park kase maigsi lang... hahaha!

Anyway, kaya rin pala nagpost ako ngayon kase gusto ko lang i-share ung naramdaman ko nung napanood ko 'tong video na 'to. Yung wish ko lang ung paki-click nyo. I love watching "wish ko lang". Nung nasa pinas ako, pag wala akong gimik, kase nga every saturday afternoon 'to, I really watched it. Kung gusto kong umiyak na walang effort, iiyak talaga ko with matching sipon! promise talaga! Walang pakielamanan... di ako nahihiya kase mommy ko and sister ko, naiyak din sila eh. I remember nung 1st time kong panoorin ung "Magnifico"... ay shet na malagket talagang heavy! Mukhang garfield na ung mata ko sa maga.

Ok back to wish ko lang. Etong video na pla na ito, was about 2 old men na walang hinangad kung di ang kumita ng pera mairaos lang ang pang- araw araw lang nilang pangangailangan. I just can't imagine at the age of 82, nakaya nyang lakarin from baclaran to ortigas. Pucha ako nga, simbahan nga ng baclaran pagod na ko lakarin yun eh, isama mo pa ang libutin ko ang buong Mall of Asia... pucha suicidal yun para sken noh. Pero si Lolo, hayyy... hindi ko alam kung ano mararamdaman ko. Ayaw kong maawa kase kung sila nga gumagawa sila ng paraan para di sila kaawaan eh. Sa totoo lang, mas maraming maedad dito sa America na until now nagwowork pa rin sila. Retired na sila but still they want to work.Basta kaya pa nila, go lang ng go. Aside from earning extra income, mas feeling nila tatanda sila kagad kung nasa bahay lang sila. Dapat nga yung mga katulad ni Lolo ang binibigyan ng opportunity kase makikitang mong hardworking and dedicated sa trabaho. Di katulad nung iba, wala lang nakaupo lang, pindot pindot lang sa mga computer nila, pero tanungin mo tungkol sa trabaho nya.. walang alam. Discrimination din yun ah. Hayyy.. magbabago pa kaya ang Pilipinas? Oi ang emote ko naman daw... ok shut up na ko.

Valleyfair 2008

I love going to amusement parks. When I was a kid, almost every year nagpupunta kme ng mga cousins and friends ko sa starcity, boom na boom and enchanted kingdom (eto eh pag malaki ung napamaskuhan namen) hehehe. So last saturday, Nikky and I with friends went to Valleyfair.

Grabe, sa sobrang pagod ko... 3 lang ang nasakyan ko. 2 rollercoasters and 1 water ride.

1st ride... warm up muna daw kme.. susmaryosep sa warm up... pati boses ko nawarm up eh. Coz we're preparing for this...

Next, the wild thing. Wild talaga! I can't imagine na sumakay ako dito. This is the tallest rollercoaster na nasakyan ko. Eto na yata ang craziest thing I ever did in my entire life. Sobrang taas kaya ng babagsakan ko pag nagkataon. Tawa nga ng tawa ung kasama ko kase nga ung position ko di ko na alam kung pano... kulang na lang humiga ako. Promise naubos ang energy ko.. to think 12nn pa lang non ha. In fairness, proud ako sa sarili ko. Pano ung talagang kapartner ko, kme na na yung susunod biglang nagback-out. Ako nga gusto ko na talagang umatras, pero I really wanna try it.

At dahil karamihan sa mga rides eh extremes, di sumakay si Nikky. Hindi talaga sya nasakay sa mga ganong rides kase nga di nya kakayanin. So ang ginawa lang nya while nakasakay kme, ayun don sya sa mga booth naglalaro ng kung ano-ano. In fairness, nananalo nman sya... at eto si super dooper laki ni Stewie. Papatalo ba ko.. sympre join na rin ako. I won the Bryan stuff toy.

It rained in the afternoon, so we decided to go home. Besides sobrang exhausted na talaga ako. Naiwan ung energy ko don sa lintik na rollercoaster na yun. The next day, we watched The Dark Knight. For the record, its my first time to watch Batman from the beginning up to the end. How ironic, kase si batman ang favorite superhero ko. The story was good. And ang galing ni Heath Ledger as Joker. Too bad wala na sya. Who's the next Joker?